LOL UFK!
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A hiker in the woods ran into a huge mean bear. Against better judgement he panicked and turned and ran as fast as he could (which can trigger bear attacks - better to walk slowly backwards toward a tree).

He ran hard until he came to a stop at the edge of a mountain cliff of immence height. He turned to see the bear in pursuit and closing in fast.

With his hopes dim he got down on his knees, opened up his arms skyward, and shouted "Dear God, give this bear some religion!"

With that the skys suddenly darkened and lighting railed in the near distance. The bear pulled up short and looked around in confusion for a moment. Then this mean bear also got on his knees and said "Thank you Lord, for this meal I am about to receive."
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Who says prayers aren't answered?