Hope I don't get in trouble,

A farmer has three sons. Two smart ones and one dumb one. They all come of age about the same time. To see if they are ready to be in the real world the farmer gives each one a duck and says to go out and sell it. The two smart ones decide to head for the city. The dumb one heads off into the woods. In the woods he meets a hooker. The hooker asks if he wants to do it. He says sure but has no money, only this duck. She says ok, I will take the duck. They do it and after she says, Wow that was great. Do you want to do it again? He says yeah, but he has nothing to give her. She says that is ok, they will do it again and she will give him the duck back. So they finish and he walks off. Just as he reached the end of the wood and the main road, the duck flies out of his hands and gets smashed by a truck. The truck stops and the driver gets out. He says I am so sorry about the duck here is five bucks. The boy says it was my only duck. The driver offers ten bucks. The boy says but my Dad gave me the duck. The driver says fifteen bucks take it or leave it. The boy takes it and heads back to the house. At the house the other brothers are back also. Their Dad comes out and says ok, you two, what did you get for the duck? They said we got five bucks each. Dad is impressed and turns to the dumb one. Ok dummy what did you get. He says I got a [Bleeeeep!] for a duck, a duck for a [Bleeeeep!], and fifteen bucks for a f*cked up duck.