I'm new to the neighborhood and get an invite to go fishing with the guy next door. After a coffee and couple of pops, I gotta make some water... So I ask him, "What's the restroom arrangements ?"

He hands me a jug. It's one of those square bottomed plastic jugs like you get windshield washer fluid in and it still has the cap on it. I look at the cap and say, "Kinda small, aint it?" He gives me a queer look and doesn't say anything. I'm still wondering how I'm going to get ol' one-eye lined up with the neck of this jug...

So, I crouch down, twist the cap off the jug, take aim and let loose. My aim is right on and I'm holding steady, but I can feel something warm is running down my leg and into my boot!

It turns out the ol' piss jug acutally has the bottom cut out, so it doubles as a scoop. I was suppose to leave the cap on and flip the jug over.

He swears that it was an innocent mistake...he had no idea what I meant when I said it was too small...