There is a client that comes into my office once and again and her file folders and binder are lined with aluminum foil so that 'they' can't xray her files and steal information!
She also claims that people steal her car and rack up miles and the lease company is going to charge her for the excess miles.
She won't shake your hand when you greet her, reminding that '....doctors don't shake hands.'
She's entertaining when not painfully difficult.