THE LOVE DRESS

A M stopped by unannounced at a friends house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see GH lying on the couch, totally naked.

Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," GH answered "But you're naked!" AM exclaimed.

"This is my LOVE dress," GH exclaimed.

"LOVE dress? But you're naked!"

"My husband Love's me to wear this dress," Said GH. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."

AM left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on some Agua Velva, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic 8 track, and laid on the porch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my LOVE dress," she whispered, sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner.