This could be the funniest thing I've ever read at PP.

Nadeaters, clam gonads..........I'm dyin' here.

You know why you turn geoduck necks into clam fritters don't you? Because NO MAN is gonna eat something that looks that much like a pecker until it gets ground up first.

Funny you should mention clams, too. See, it's not the male anatomy of the clam that comes to mind when eating them......it's the female anatomy of a human that comes to mind. No mental struggle with that one. Give me another.

But fish gonads/jizz? Uh, no thank you. I just don't think I'll ever be hungry enough to try it. I mean, I'd have to chew off both my own hands before I'd be that hungry........and I just can't see that happening.