Maybe you can regail us on the virtues of a happy marriage, there, big guy!

Blades is right, there ALWAYS seems to be some sort of drama when one gets involved with a woman, I don't care what the circunstances are.

Here's a story for ya. I'm tired of the dating scene already. I called, I didn't call, I was "rude", etc. I'm sick of it. So I thought I'd try one of the escort services on craigslist, pay for sex straight up and be in and out in less than an hour. I find a pretty attractive looking chick working out of her apartment in Bremerton, call her, and ask how much for a BJ. She says $65 and I have to wear a condom. I asked how much extra to do away with the condom and have her swallow. She thinks for a few seconds and says another $50. I can't even take a chick out to a decent restaurant for diner and drinks for that, and I've done that many times and not gotten blown for doing so. Seems resonable, right?

I show up at her apartment, she answers the door, and of course I pay "up-front". She points to a nearby room and tells me to go get naked. I do so and turn around to see a 200 pound black woman walk in behind me and close the door. I've got the "deer in the headlights" look, because this chick was half whore and half bouncer. Long story short: She spent 20 minutes trying to get me off and I couldn't pull the trigger because she was so scary.

I'm convinced "drama" is unavoidable.