"a fully stocked bar, a 48" flat screen TV with 998 stations including on-demand porn. Life is good."

Sol, you just keep cracking me up; . . . on demand porn. I'd think my life was so boring in its moderation if I wasn't so happy with it the way it is. I tried porn, but after a few videos I found it even less interesting than watching spectator sports. I'd rather do what I can myself than watch someone else, no matter how good at it (sports or sex) they are.

Enjoy the middle age dating scene. After I got over the initial oddness of dating again, it was a lot of fun, except for sorting out the borderline psychotics from time to time. Now I know I don't need that kind of excitement in my life, even if the sex is the craziest.