It's funny, since I moved out, my kids, now 7 and 9, take turns sleeping with their mom and the house is a TOTAL fuc%ing disaster. I go over there and wonder how the hell I lived with that woman so long. The house I'm living in now has been SPOTLESS while I've lived there, and I have the kids half of the time. I "require" them to put their dishes and clothes away and I get no static about it. It's pretty obvious to me now where the lack of discipline was coming from.

I also have a fully stocked bar, a 48" flat screen TV with 998 stations including on-demand porn. Life is good. \:\)