The LAST night with this hot but very crazy chick I met in Pioneer Square about a week earlier. I woke up around 5am to find her squating and pissing all over my home office work table which had an important presentation layed out on it ready for me to finish up and present the following Monday.

She swore she was in the bathroom as I was yelling at her and throwing shiat at her in a desperate attempt to save my work, If she wasnt so drunk I would have thrown her out the door right there...suffice it to say she spent the rest of the night on the couch and was out the door asap to never be heard from again...cheers.