I have nothing that even comes close. I do kinda remember one time going into a popular bar having one to many cocktails smarting off to the bouncer and thinking I could stagger in and disappear into the crowd. Like that was going to happen. He and another bouncer buddy physically picked me up and threw me through the swinging bar doors. I flew through the air hitting the pavement chest first bleeding, torn clothes, drunken mess waiting for the friends I went to the bar with to come back out. Not something I am proud of happened a long time ago in a place far far away..