1) After reading the part about the dog, I immediatly let Chomper D back in the house and spent a few minutes spoiling him.

2) My wife quit on me a few years ago, I fought it at the time, though I was very surprized by my own feelings/actions. At this point I am glad she did, who wants to be involved with someone who harbors even a shadow of a doubt as to whether they want to be there ?

3) Man says to Wife,"If you save this marriage one more time...I KEEL YA !!!