What do beer stealing skateboarders and a table have in common? They both have legs and can't run.

my step brother was completely paralyzed from the neck down in a skateboard accident. he's not pointing any fingers, though.

They've invented a device that allows paraplegic skateboarders to enjoy a full range of movement again. It's a crossed stick and four bits of string.

It's time to make a stand against paraplegics.

One thing wheelchair users can not accuse skate parks of, is being 'Inaccessible.'