Hey everybody, let's have another fun thread! I don't know about you all, but I'm having a craving to hear about some comical 'writings', jokes, or any other humorous tidbits (even longer masterpieces) that you have have found on the walls of porta-potties, outhouses, restaurant bathroom stall walls, etc over the years.

I'll start things off with the shortened version of one of my favorite outhouse poems (can't remember the longer version off the top of my head).

"Here I sit, broken hearted
Came to [Bleeeeep!], but only farted
Never try to take a chance
Because someday you'll [Bleeeeep!] your pants"

Now let's hear some of yours!