I'm feeling awfully surly and obstinate today. Pick a topic, any topic and bring it. Playing Devils advocate, I will beat your ass so badly it'll literally change your DNA. Your father will no longer be your father, he'll be me. As your new dad, I'll bend you over my knee and then send you to bed without dinner. Then I'll fvck your mother and slap her for having such a stupid child.

Step bitches.
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