Evo’s just living his life backwards. Retirement first, 40 years of it....likely more.

In Evo’s old age, after a long hard career of climbing the retirement ladder... he’ll get the urge to work. He’s reached the pinnacle of retirement after all, he’s just been checked into a retirement home at the ripe age of 70something. It took him 70 years to get there, but what more is there to accomplish when you’ve sat towards this your whole life? You’ve literally met every goal you’ve set, which might look like nothing to others, but to Evo it’s something much more. Evo knows the truth, Xbox isn’t easy. During Evo’s first sponge bath , his male nurses will notice a twinkle in his eye and a restless quality to the way he fills his diaper. They’ll look at each other and say to themselves .... “this old fuker wants to live! He wants to work!” Evo will mumble something about Cheetos and they’ll take that as affirmation. Evo will start his career as the retirement home’s newspaper boy the next day. The circle is complete. A life well lived.