Stay focused, people!

I don't care if Evo and Beezuz fights, sprawls, scissors, hugs, hold hands, or whatever they decide to do. All I know is that there will be a cage, two fighters will enter, and only one will come out upon DEATH, CRYING LIKE A BABY, or SOMEONE PISSES IN THEIR WADERS!!!!!

Note to Evo's Mom: The usual standard Pimping Fee will still apply to this event. I'll charge extra if I have to supply the Clorox Wipes, Lipbalm, and hand sanitizer.

Again.