All right guys, enough is enough. It's getting closer and closer to summertime so we need to set up a naming ceremony at the Ranch. No more wannabes, we're talking the reel deal here folks. If you want a real title, then get your lilly arses up there and go through the initiation.

The following events will be held there this summer:

-Female Jello wrestling
-Wet T-shirt contests
-Bikini contest
-Plunk-a-thon
-Limbo
-Beer chuggin' contest
-etc. etc. etc.

Let's get some good ideas up here, guys. What do you want me to put together up there this year?

Justin
Supreme Leader and Omnipotent Ruler
at Sauk River Steelhead Ranch
Vision Pro Staff