Too bad I can't make it. With 11 1/2 years of Rugby experience I could contribute greatly to the social ambience. How about the following:

1. Administrator of The Elephant Walk

2. Executive Vice President of Bat Rat

3. Director of Land Sharking

Hey RT, how can you call a 12.5 ounce container a beer bong? Come on man, I cry 12.5 ounces of tears everytime the New Orleans Saints lose a game. Fire up the bongy for a six pack and count me in. Won the All Iowa Rugby chamionship for beer chuggin 5 years in a row. You and me gotta get this beer bong thing straight.