Yee ouch. So much for breathing and I've got people talking about getting drunk and shaving body parts. Jerry - I think Osprey prefers waxing, but you'd have to ask Dan about that. You may want to watch anything clean shaven around Saltine, but if he gets drunk enough, he may do the shaving for you. Funny thing, he always has a pair of sheep shearers handy.

Hey Osprey, I'm game for the cataraft rodeo. 2 words: Cataraft Up. You just need to learn cowboy talk; "get along lil doggie" doesn't give you the green light to teach Spot new tricks.

SH69 - why in the world would there be a beer can on my head!? Why not just crush the can on our heads in a relay? A real man can do a full beer can.

I'll construct a couple of beer bongs for y'all and no RT, it won't be a weak Kappa Sig bong either. Whomever's liver is still functioning (even if partially) wins.

I'm game on for the gizzard eating contest.

How about sack races? In that case, I got yer sack right here, Dan.