Hey, Fishead5, howz life? As the President of the Sauk River Steelhead Ranch, I hereby grant you your request as Official Spandex inspector. Congratulations, Doug, I'm sure you'll do a great job.

For the rest of you that want to come to the festivities this summer, please send resumes and title requests to my e-mail address listed in my profile above. Don't forget the pictures of your wives, daughters, and boats. I accept trades for short-term and long-term land leases for up to 5 acres.

Thanks, guys and I'm composing a guest list for this summer's festivities.

Timber, e-mail me if you can fish this weekend.

Tight lines and women!!!