Leave it to OSU to provide a max capacity 12.5 oz beer bong. You better consult some of those upstanding young men in the WSU frats (provided there are any fraternities left on campus) on high volume beer bong engineering.
As for activities...(alternatives when everyone gets tired of the same old monotonous bikini-clad, oil soaked blondes prancing around).
1. Tavern Jacket Modeling.
2. Speed Gizzard Eating
3. Phlegm Volleyball
4. Free Bodypiercing using 4/0 Mustads.
5. Pin the gaff on the gillnetters.
6. Tying the Silver Hilton using belly
button lint and bodily fluids.
7. Informational sessions on "Float tube
fishing and beer drinking...Have no fear
of urination. You can overcome it!"
8. Exchange excuses to use on your wife
when you show up piss drunk for the third
time straight returning from fishing.
9. Learn why others have been wrongly
accused of having lipstick on their
collars when it is really shrimp smelly
jelly AND how to use it to your
advantage.
10. Fart lighting around the campfire!