Hey Pepe, I know the secret code - it's "I got yer code right here dude!". Ooops, I let it out. Excuse please. Have to change it now. ....

And Justin, I have a rough draft of the "Requirements of Passage" piece you wanted me to have for the gate watchers:

SAUK RIVER STEELHEAD RANCH 'Standards of Entry' - Document No. 1269 (please bring proof of acceptability to the gate masters
in charge)

- If you are a good looking woman you are in.

- If you are a marginal looking woman you will need to be wearing a very skimmpy thong bikini. Those needing a 'waxing' see RT. (forgive me Mom, and tell the Lord I'm an OK guy when you see him at dinner tonight)

- All other women and farm animals can wait in 'Yalls car outside the gate; he won't last long inside. (jk'n ya dude - and don't forget the beer bong)

- If you are a man that is better looking than RT you must go to the make up tent outside and north of the main entry gate. There you will have your face downgraded to a notch below the appearance or RT's and also have some extra padding added to your bellies under your shirt. Then you may re-apply for entry. (OK, I'll beat you lamos to it "Hey RT, gonna be a busy makeup tent").

- If you are a guy with a cold keg full of quality draft beer you get in without any other qualifications.

- If you bring 2 very high quality life sized blond dolls to give the Kid (President) and Parker (CEO), you have a very good chance at getting in even if you are below No. 1269 code standards.

- Osprey Rule No. 14B; If you are a guy and come in a pink dress &/or are towing a sheep on a leash ... sorry, wrong party. Wait your turn in 'Yall's car.

- ANY man that can out chug RT can hence forth refer to himself as A) Lucky, B)The King C) Stupid D) All of the above

- Fishing rods and tackle are optional.

RT
Director of Activities
Carp Fishing Instructor
Sauk River Steelhead Ranch

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