This is a sick joke. If you are easily offended you certainly will be.

The trooper knocks on the Ladies door and says
"Ma'am , I have some good news for you and some bad news for you. The bad news is that y our son has been in a horrible car accident. He has been paralyzed from the neck down. You are going to have to bath him, feed him, clean him for the rest of his life.
The Woman, wailing cries
"Thats horrible, horrible what ever will I do, Whats the good News?"


Trooper -
"I'm kidding. He's Dead"

[ 12-21-2001: Message edited by: GutZ ]
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