So, Moses and St. Peter are playing golf. They set out on the first tee, a 385 yard par four, dogleg to the left, with out of bounds forest right, and hazards to the left. Moses wins the toss, and steps up to drive. Belts one 265 yards down the center left of the fairway, sitting pretty for his approach shot.

St. Peter steps up to the tee, waggles 4 times, and lets fly. The ball arches high, and commences a screaming slice towards the woods on the right. Just as the ball descends towards the trees, an angel appears from the heavens. The angel grabs the ball, flies over the fairway, and drops it 20 yards closer to the pin than Moses' ball.

"Ah, c'mon, Pete," says Moses, "not when we're playing for money."