Almost a date....
A man enter his favorite ritzy restraunt and while sitting at his regular table, he notice a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby....all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her- knowing that if she acceptsit, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying that this is from the gentleman. She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in the garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants." The man, after reading the note, sends on of his own back to her and it read: "Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850il, and a Mercedes 560SL in my garage; plus I have over twenty million in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."