A couple goes into a classy restaurant and orders dinner. Just after the waitor delivers the soup the man drops his soup spoon. The waitor instantly pulls a place setting out of his pocket and gives the man a new spoon. The man is amazed that the waitor had thought to carry a place setting in his pocket. The man had to speak up "Why that is great that you had an extra palce setting in your pocket why did you start doing that?"

The waitor replyed "We had an efficiency expert in here a couple of weeks ago and he conluded that if we carry an extra place setting we will be able to save alot of time and provide better service"

The man replied "That is fascinating what else did he teach you?"

Waitor; "Well he told the men to tie a string around their penis, that way when we have to go to the bathroom we won't have to touch it and won't have to wash up after"

The man: "Very interesting... But how do you get it back in your pants if you don't touch it?"

Waitor "I don't know about the other guys but I usually use the soup spoon"


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