fp's great blonde joke:

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for
the same job interview.

The brunette is the first one to go in, and after
filling out the forms and going through the questions, the interviewer decides to ask her a last question: "How many D's are there in "INDIANA JONES""? The brunette thinks for a second and responds "One". The interviewer
sends her back with a promise that he'll get back to her after he had interviewed the remaining
candidates.

The redhead is next. The process goes about the
same, and at the end: "How many D's are there in INDIANA JONES"? She immediately says "One". The interviewer says "ok, we'll let you know".

Then the blonde comes into the room, goes through the questions, and finally gets asked "How many D's are there in INDIANA JONES". She gets a very
serious look on her face and starts counting her
fingers, muttering: "2, 4, 6 .... hmmm - wait... 2, 4, 6 .... can I borrow your calculator please?"
After going through 15 minutes of intense calculating, she finally comes up with the answer: "Thirty two" The interviewer is stunned and asks her: "Ok, now tell me, how the hell did
you arrive at this answer?"

To hear her response to the question "How many D's are in Indiana Jones?" open the attached wave file.

Punchline

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Ryan S. Petzold
aka
'Sparkey' and/or Special

[ 12-22-2001: Message edited by: RPetzold ]