GIRL'S AND BOY'S PRAYERS:

A GIRL'S PRAYER:

Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy is thick and long.

One who thinks before he speaks, When he promises to call, he won't wait
Weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, won't be
annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more!

Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows just what to say, when
I ask "How big's my behind?"

One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin, In the hall, the loo, the
garden and kitchen!

I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to shag my
best friend.

And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the creep you sent me instead.
Amen.

A BOY'S PRAYER:

Lord, I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a beer store. Amen