Rory, I don't know you, but you better be very careful of who you're calling a Jolly Pink Giant. I have met JLH, and when you do finally meet this guy, I think you will be very surprised.
I have fished with him and he is a genuinely nice guy. Believe me, you don't have to look hard on that pier to guess which one he is. Do look for the tallest guy built like a wall.

Also, if you are the Scott that drives a red/burgundy Toyota truck,(or did) then I have meet you previously, and if not then that was someone else.