Rory Wakco Chicken

The nicest was a bright 25 lbs hen caught by a hen that my friend gutted for her to get a nice skein of eggs.
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Next time please ask the friend that gutted that fish to point to you the biggest guy on the Pier so that he can remedy your Little Stevie Wonder visual disability. Because, he himself made that very observation that "he is glad to see someone larger than him because he feels funny being around runts all the time". Ask him who he discussed that with and you will get Huckleberry relief asap.

I was watching you and closely and you never made a move to come near the tallest person this AM. Just tell him ( me, the tall guy) that you are SCOTT and was hoping that I was JLH and you got Huckleberry Pie.

My real name is John Lee Hookum,( some people have last names that reference what they do, such as Goldman for a person associated with precious metals, or Silverman for a Jeweler and the special name of Hookum for someone that's born to fish) but I have several nick names, one being Doc. They call me Doc because I operate with surgical precision while handleing SCOTT stink bait, which make for the best Hookset.

Like I said before, I know that you wish my name was as easy as yours, (SCOTT at SEACREST PIER) but easy names make for a quick and easy catch for the bait snatchers. Especially when the name is asociated with all the detail as to where to place the net to trap your slimy specimen of a yellow CHICKEN Scott bait fish.

Also, the good bait usually come with the generic Scott Wakco lable that everyone likes. That's the only brand that the cyber fisherman are asking for.