The cool thing about it all is that we can sin our arses off, then become a baptised Catholic on our deathbed, and make it into heaven!

I like all of the mass murderers who pray to Jesus, like the two women put to death in the past few years. Kinda funny how someone can create so much carnage, then convert, and they are saved. Doesn't anybody else find this a bit disturbing?

Heck, all that those Catholic priests had to do was repent, say a few "Hail Marys", move to a new town, and everything was better. Simple enough. Gotta love the simplicity of it all.