TRes drole post from a "man" with a French screen name. Oui monsiuer Ground Duke, I can just picture you and your fellow americans in France now.

A double decker deisel belching Tour Bus pulls up outside Notre Dame. Forty insanely fat and screeching old american (how you say "douchebags?") come waddling out of the bus wearing their american flag shorts and childlike baseball caps. They complain loudly that there is no McDonalds within waddling distance. "I bet our california wines are every bit a good as these fancy french ones!" exclaims Ethel. I cant wait to get home cries Marvin "I am so sick of this international news. Dont they get FOX over here?" and "There aint an ice cube in this whole damn country! Con sarnit!". Then you all purchase a Universite de Sorbonne sweatshirt for your fat neices back home in Mudlick Arkansas and waddle back onto the tour bus ...next stop? Sacre Couer where you will have your fat pasty portraits painted by arabs and chinese and a 'real' french meal at one of the "local Bistros".

The chef is african and the waiters spit in your escargot, which you loudly proclaim "tastes just like Chicken, Billy bob, dont be a feared, try some of these vittles!".

Yes I am sure you know all there is to know of France, Ground Duke. I can tell by your knowledge of fashion that are very savy.....and worldly.

It is amazing to me that you people will actually attempt to compare french food, women, and culture with your barbaric american equivalent.
"Bonjer garkon! I'll have the Double Whopper avec cheese et the freedom fries and le malt du chocolate, and super size them please, as you can see I am not fat enough yet!" I salute you fat Ground Duke, your country and your people have made me.......theMillionaire, quite a handsome profit.

But I must ask , why all the hatred for us French? We have done nothing to your people except fpr providing you an alternative to the swill you call food, and the rags you claim to be clothing. Should you not be thanking us instead?