Gee, you guys sound like a bunch of laughs.
However, you have seen nothing until you've seen free time in action. :p
Can you say "Projectile vomit!" Oh my, I've never seen anyone do the Exorsist thing before. He set the quantity and distance records for my boat a couple of years ago. There I was comenting on the seaguls getting the goodies from the charter boats and he lets loose as we're trolling. I got a fish right away and headed back in. What a trip!