Mike,

You dated a stripper?
Your only supposed to joke about dating dancers, your not supposed to actually do it. There's no way to write a happy ending to that relationship.

"Daddy, how did you meet mommy?"....
"Well Honey, when I first saw your mom she was doing lap dances, she gave me one for half price and I knew then it was love."

Seriously though, the way I have fun in those places is to drag a few wild nurses along with me, and then sit back and watch them having fun. Its alot cheaper. I usually can avoid buying booze as well. Usually a couple of saps will buy drinks for the girls at my table. I've got it all figured out. I don't pay for beer, or for dances, and I'm very well entertained.

I haven't had that kind of fun since I moved to Olympia. Makes me wonder how the hairy legged gals at Evergreen College pay for tuition.


Mingo,

Are those drag washers hanging off the neck of that first gal? For some reason that's the first thing I noticed. I think something is wrong with me.