Nothing can prepare a guy for raising daughters. I picked my 7 year old up from school yesterday and while driving home she says, "Daddy, I like this song." It was ZZ Top's, Pearl Necklace. Is that fuc%ed-up or what? Irrespective of the fact she is oblivious to the meaning of the lyrics, worlds colide.

Last weekend my wife tells me, "The girls have some friends coming over," as she heads out to run some erands. Within 30 minutes there are 5 pre-puebescent little girls running around, each one trying to dominate and control the others. Ugly. All the moms want to be "friends" with these wrecks instead of laying down the law and it shows. No disipline whatsoever.