The first and last time I got so drunk as to pass out/black out, was when I was 16. We (friends and I) decided to ditch and go have a jacuzzi party and raid my friend Amanda's parent's bar...anyways, somehow it turned into sort of a threesome and I woke up lying naked outside of the jacuzzi. It was getting dark outside and I was alone. In fear of her parents coming home, I got up and left. I still have no idea how I made it home or over the locked 8 foot high gate, lol....so I get home and I guess it was early, like before school was to be let out and my mom says

"Oh, hi! Why are you home so early?"...

I reply,"I'm not feeling good, think I'll just go to sleep."

Around 8pm my mom wakes me up and asks if I had been drinking...

"Nope, why?" I answer.

"So why did you come home with your underwear outside your shorts and your shorts outside of your jeans?"

:doh:, somehow I made it over the gate but I must have fallen because the next day I had big scrapes on my elbows...unless they were from the edges of the jacuzzi, LOL