Those'd be some dead, dead, doggies.

Two months ago we got a new puppy from the Oregon Humane Society. Some Pit-mix mutt. They said he was 4 months old. First night we got him home we found out he was already crate trained. No crying no whining. Thank god. That whining sucks sooooo much.

We took him to the vet and he said he was prolly only 2 or 3 months old judging by his teeth.

So far the little guy has also house broken himself by watching our other dog, Mrs Fatandlazy. I swear he's so intelligent

Last week he somehow got ahold of my wife's $200 panama handwoven sunhat and made it look like some [censored] from a Huck Finn school play. That and the expensive fur slippers I bought her in Canada.

He apparently hates souvenirs.