Wow... Some GREAT stories. Aaron's wins top prize. DANG sorry to hear that one!!!!

My "pup" Harley is a little over a year old now. If it's not nailed down, he has to chew on it. Immediately after he's let out of his kennel, he grabs the nearest thing to chew on it. Fortunately, I've only "donated" a broom, paint bucket, noumerous plastic objects and the occasional piece of wood.
He got ahold of a dish rag from somewhere and it didn't agree with his innards. Fortunetely, he got it out of one end so a $$$$ visit to the vet was avoided.
My old shorthair had different tastes. He took a liking to the now ex-wife's panties

Here's Harley with his training dummy. Oh yeah..... he chewed it into little pieces