Dear ignorant americans-

You have such a myopic view of the gun grabbing that you have missed the larger plan at work - Obama ruined your economy so that you would have to sell your guns for food. Only Dogfish was smart enough to start his own farm to stave off hunger, but alas, he previously lost all his guns in a boating accident.
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I may be the Duke of Death, but I'm no English Bob

What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their biggest hit was the wall.