i too can be lumped into this 1st wife list. i was traded out for 400 pound sweaty truck driver. this is also the same wife who shived me in the shower with a pair of sharp hair shears. surprising how much blood comes out of someone with a gash inflected by a pissed off wife! i learned alot from that shower incident.

2nd wife has been the very best find. not only is trustworthy and understands the term commitment and "till dealth do us part". she game me to very awesome sons. for this i am in debted to her.... plus she seems to except and understand that i'm a jerk and a a-hole!