I'm married to the water and my enormous need for FREEDOM!

At 37, maybe I'll get married one day....maybe not. I've had plenty of chances before, but I've always been able to see the long term writing on the wall well in advance to hitting said wall. It's a Seinfeld type gift that keeps my wallet full and sanity held firmly in place. Plus the last one had "man hands" and those extra long middle toes that stick out past the big toes. That's a no-go....