Alright you Oregon beeeeoooootch,

Pros for Oregon;

You keep most of the psycho enviro's occupied

Oregon St. keeps most football convicts from ending up at Wash. St.

Cons(besides Beavers ) for Oregon;

Claiming that there was a three way tie for the PAC-10 title. I'm still smelling roses...what do you smell....leftover Old English from the Lou Holtz days??

The Willamete Superfund(and you guys still call it a river)

You guys make the mouth of the Wind at least twice as crowded as it should be

Pro sports team(S)....yeah. Can't say it plural, can you

Do to a lack of your own team, you have WAY too many Dodger fans(even if there is only one in the entire state)

Can you say, STATE INCOME TAX? Ouch....

The king of human bowling balls who likes to 'slide' down to the riverbank resides in P-towns suburbs

Oregon fisherman are so insecure with their fishing abilities that they start challenge threads that they know they have no chance of winning, trying in desperation to impress someone

Pros for Washington;

The best fisherman from all around the country, and Alabama, flock here so they can surround themselves with other great fisherman

Our earthquakes kick the crap out of yours

The term 'cracker' was indeed coined in Washington...however, it was invented while observing a drifter with Oregon Stickers...

The best fishing rods in the world are manufactured in ....(SURVEY SAYS!!) Washington

The salmon are bigger, the steelhead are bigger, the halibut are bigger(check the record books), hell....our take home pay is bigger!

The Mariners

Cons for Washington;

Allowing the people that developed the internet to reside here, making it possible for you Oregon boys to raise cain at 4 AM from Cedar Mill.....

More to follow....if you can hang

WHAAAAAATZZZUUUUUUPP!!

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