Orygun's women are hairy, but at least they put out(if you got some weed)
The Duck's have a poster of Joey Hairless in New York City. (Imagine how big the poster would be if Phill Knight was still a booster)

5 out of 7, err 7 out of 29 sounds better (reality you scum suuckers)

Bellotti was a huge porn star in the late 70's, maybe you saw him in, "Little D.ick, big Heart", or "Big Moustache, little D;ick". Ironically even back then he had no talent yet was able to succeed. Amazing where extreme jealousy will get you. Ducks!! Ha ha ha ha, man you jokers crack me up, You duck fans think you have a shot at the NT! Good Luck, Duckies