Just a few differences that come to mind

1. Oregon state tax, but no sales tax - Washington no state tax and no seles tax because we go down to Oregon to make large purchases.


2. Washington Sheep are scared - Oregon sheep are dressed up and taken to a nice dinner(they know how to treat ewe in Oregon)

3.Washington women shave their legs- Oregon women shave their legs, but only twice a year.

4.In Washington you pump your own gas- Oregon they pump it for you(good idea this keeps outastaters moving on thru, we need to do this in Washington.)

5.In Washington we have the Sonics- Oregon has the Blazers (I should have left this one out, what was I thinking?)

6.In Wasington we have the Mariners- Oregon has ????? but they have nicely dressed well fed sheep.

7.Washington has strip clubs where you can buy a $5.00 soda- Oregon has strip clubs where you can buy a $4.00 beer (ok you got us here too)

8.the wives of washington fishermen check their men for the smell of another women- wives of Oregon fishermen check their men for wool fibers the smell of lanolin and vasoline.

9.In Washington it's just a short drive to Canada- In Oregon you have to drive atleast 3 hrs ( Ok Oregon's better off here too) Just trying to get some fisherman from the great white north involved with this thread.

10.And the #10 difference is In Washington your mothers brother is your uncle- In Oregon your mothers brother most likely is your father.