Stew, maybe you shouldn't have moved from So Cal to Oregon because it seems RT really wants to continue your "rearing".
Good things about WA:
Ummm..this list will be short
1) You can dye your hair any color of the rainbow, pierce every orafice, and play hackey-sack in the park all day, everyday, and still be considered part of "the in-crowd".
2)
NINTENDO3) A bazillion coho
4) Volcanoes and Earthquakes
5) Seattle Mariners
6) UW
7) One of the best cancer research hospitals in the world.
8) Steelhead Heaven (in the continental U.S.)
9) Highest lesbian population.
10) Remthra (or however you spell that ghost, viking, indian, etc's name).
and most importantly
PRO-WRASSLIN' EVENTSBad Things about Oregon:
1) The women are most likely related to Stew or RT.
2) The roads totally suck.
3) Pump monkeys at the gas stations (Oregon's idea of pay at the pump)
4) RT gets first pick at all the livestock sales.
5) Stew gets sloppy seconds :p
6) Above California
7) Too far away from the uninhibited Canadian women.
8) You have to make sure your dates get on the school bus on time on Monday mornings if her curfew isn't 10pm Friday night.
9) You have to run to your car in a zig zag motion after the OSU football games to dodge the bullets fired at you by the players.
10) And the worst thing about Oregon
NO PRO-WRASSLIN' EVENTS
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