Davies Hall, CWU: If your hose is short, and your pressure is weak, please stand up close, this ain't cleanup week.

Lind Hall, CWU (math, physics, and geology building): E=mc2. Very nice Albert, but next time, please show your work.

HorseShoe Tavern, Ellensburg: There once was a man from Nantucket.......nevermind.

Call: Here I sit, broken hearted, paid a dime, and only f@rted.

Response: Quitcher b!tchen, you had your chance, I saved the dime, and sh!t my pants.