Absolutely lovin' 'em! Funny funny!

Here's a few more...all found on sh*tter walls across the US...

"Some come here to sit and think,
Others come here to [Bleeeeep!] and stink.
I come here to scratch my b*lls
and read the writing on the walls."

"I f*cked your mother last night!"
{and right below it in different handwriting:}
"Go home dad, you're drunk."

"This is where Napoleon pulled his Bonaparte."

"Anybody can p*ss on the floor.
Be a hero and [Bleeeeep!] on the ceiling."

"I've [Bleeeeep!] in England
I've [Bleeeeep!] in France
But before I [Bleeeeep!] here
I'll [Bleeeeep!] in my pants"

And not really related to the topic, but here's a pretty funny story I just found on the net.

http://www.securenet.net/3rdbn5th/india35/burning_****ters.htm

Oh yeah, since the link is automatically censored and it wont go through with a link title either, you have to replace the "****" with the word that's spelled with the letters s, h, i, and well you know the rest.



Any others?