In a far way out lonesome town their lived a girl named Molly Brown.
She swore no boy could [Bleeeeep!] her down!!

When over the hill came Piss Ball Pete,
with forty pounds of swinging meat.

Pete threw Molly gently on the grass,
and shoved his pec**er up her a**!

But Molly let out a mighty fart,
and blew Pete's pecker all apart.

Back of er the hill went Piss Ball Pete,
with thirty pounds of shredded meat.