Naaa...you're just one of Meade's little bitches, and the pronouns (him/her/it's, etc.) don't matter, cause either way you're still just one of Meade's short-term bitches.

After you come back full of excuses as to why you're still here, I'm sure folks here will find it in their hearts to once again allow you the respect of a him/his pronoun.

As for your logic, haven't you been advised by the Darkside® mental health professionals that you are batsh!t fvckin crazy?

Which may qualify you for an immediate, short-term promotion to PsychoBitch (til the 24th or you return unraptured and defeated).

And, if you don't return, are we to presume we'll never hear from Gnomesayin again, as you're floating around in some celestial harmony with 72 ugly virgins? Gnomesayin?

That's my critique..